12.24.2009

a mo'fucking christmas miracle

so the other day, my mom opens the guest room closet just the teensiest bit to look for the christmas tree skirt (which we apparently lost mysteriously at some point during the year). i peeked my head around the corner, attempting to be helpful but instead--

OMG MOM THAT PLAID COAT GIMME IT MUST TRY ON NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEASE

mom is all nonchalant-- oooh. this old thing? i found it second hand but i neeeeever wear iiiiiit.

i slip it on squealing and i do a little jig *teeee hee hee hee hee plaidy plaid*

despite my embarrassing behaviour, mom has changed her tune and thinks i look quite dashing in the coat. something about how i'm basically the most fashionablest.


my mom took this one ^^, which is why i'm standing in front of a curio cabinet with houseplants behind me.


brrrrr. its cold in here. (something something something in the atmosphere *high kick*)


HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



okay so on top of this coat being basically the hippest and raddest of all coats in this plaid-crazy day and age...this is the label:



yes. this is a CARIBOU COAT FOR CANADA'S NORTH. make no mistake, ladies and gents! this is a gen-u-wine JP Hammill and Son all the way from Guelph! the height of canadian couture!



****** BREAKING NEWS******

i am getting a new brand new fancy camera so soon my pictures won't be the worst. i'll even get a certain life partner of mine to take them so i won't have to be all myspace taking pictures in the mirror. HOT BUTTER.

3 comments:

  1. HOT BUTTER made me laugh real hard.

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  2. There must be some toro's in the atmosphere...i am very disappointed you blanked on that...also very concerned I know this information...love the coat..happy new year

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  3. i was trying to pretend i didn't remember, okay? GEEZ. <3

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